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Nicole Kidman steps into a world of floral wallpaper, eerie smiles, and secrets so twisted they almost feel⌠polite. What starts as a quirky suburban fantasy quickly curdles into dark obsession, manipulative mind games, and a marriage hiding something youâll NEVER unsee.
Matthew Macfadyenâs character moves through the house like a ghost with an agenda, Gael GarcĂa Bernal smiles a little too knowingly, and one dinner scene is already going viral for being so uncomfortable viewers said they had to pause and breathe.
And then comes the moment â the reveal behind that locked room â and critics are calling it âweird, chaotic, and impossible to look away from.â
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Nicole Kidmanâs kooky thriller Holland is a half-baked mess
Despite its floral wallpapers and gestures towards kitsch, director Mimi Caveâs follow-up to the cannibal horror âFreshâ â which also stars Matthew Macfadyen and Gael GarcĂa Bernal â is never more than dry melodrama
In the psychological thriller Holland, Mimi Caveâs follow-up to her âthe modern dating scene is cannibalismâ horror film Fresh, a father (Matthew Macfadyenâs Fred) tests his son on whatâs to be done when you donât feel like making the bed. Itâs simple, really â throw a duvet over the mess, smooth it out, and delude yourself into thinking thatâs a job well done.
Unfortunately for Holland, this is one of those instances in which a film has provided the bullet for its own execution. There is, in fact, no better way to describe whatâs happened here. Andrew Sodorskiâs script, which has bounced around Hollywood for a decade, has come out a half-baked mess. Caveâs role is to toss a layer of visual irony over it all and hope no one notices. Holland, with its floral wallpapers and porcelain figurines, and scenes that consistently end with a flare of violins, gestures aggressively towards kitsch. But Sodorskiâs story is plain, dry melodrama. Thereâs not a lick of the camp, the satirical, or the demented in sight.
Nicole Kidman, operating in a mode of dewy-eyed, soon-to-be ruffled glamour, stars as frustrated midwestern housewife Nancy Vandergroot. In her opening monologue, she talks about her perfect life in Holland, Michigan, a Dutch-flavoured suburban postcard of windmills, model train sets, and litter-free streets, only to ponder, âsometimes I still wonder, is it even real?â Presumably not. She starts to suspect Fred, her optometrist husband always away at conferences, has been unfaithful. Itâs plausible. Macfadyen plays him like heâs made out of moulded plastic.
But Cave has directed everyone here to indulge in the uncanny. And so, Nancy cackles and slaps the table while watching a rented VHS copy of Mrs Doubtfire. This is a period piece â Rachel Sennottâs cameo as a flannel-swaddled, hair-clipped babysitter immediately sets us in the early 2000s â yet itâs hard to believe anyone, at any point, was ever so taken aback by the realisation Mrs. Doubtfire was Robin Williams in drag.
There are surrealist dream sequences, too, of mannequins and model houses. At one point, Nancy robotically spreads ketchup over an uncooked meatloaf, only to snap and suddenly pummel the squelching lump of meat all over the table. She looks down at her hands. Theyâre covered in the red sauce. Oh, Cave eagerly prods at your shoulder, doesnât that look a bit like blood? Nancy is abetted in her suspicions by a fellow teacher, Dave Delgado (Gael GarcĂa Bernal), a loved-up narrative prop who fights off racist attackers purely, it seems, so Nancy can afterwards coo, âyou were so manly!â

Dewy-eyed, soon-to-be ruffled glamour: Nicole Kidman in âHollandâ (Prime)
Nancy and Dave are clearly crazy about each other. Could her assertions about her husbandâs supposed infidelity really be a projection of her own adulterous desires? The film underlines an already underlined point by intercutting a scene of unsatisfying marital sex with the cacophonous racket of Dutch clogs. Holland is one of those films that winds you in, that delivers suggestion after suggestion, tease after tease, only for its eventual reveal to satisfy none of its own questions. The duvetâs been pulled back. And, it turns out, thereâs nothing there but a bare mattress.