NETFLIX JUST DROPPED ITS MOST UNHINGED THRILLER OF...

NETFLIX JUST DROPPED ITS MOST UNHINGED THRILLER OF THE YEAR 🤯🌸

NETFLIX JUST DROPPED ITS MOST UNHINGED THRILLER OF THE YEAR 🤯🌸
Nicole Kidman steps into a world of floral wallpaper, eerie smiles, and secrets so twisted they almost feel… polite. What starts as a quirky suburban fantasy quickly curdles into dark obsession, manipulative mind games, and a marriage hiding something you’ll NEVER unsee.

Matthew Macfadyen’s character moves through the house like a ghost with an agenda, Gael GarcĆ­a Bernal smiles a little too knowingly, and one dinner scene is already going viral for being so uncomfortable viewers said they had to pause and breathe.

And then comes the moment — the reveal behind that locked room — and critics are calling it ā€œweird, chaotic, and impossible to look away from.ā€

But here’s the catch…
šŸ‘‰ I’m not naming the film here.
The title is in the comments — and trust me, once you see it, everything will make sense šŸ‘‡šŸ”„

Nicole Kidman’s kooky thriller Holland is a half-baked mess

Despite its floral wallpapers and gestures towards kitsch, director Mimi Cave’s follow-up to the cannibal horror ā€˜Fresh’ – which also stars Matthew Macfadyen and Gael GarcĆ­a Bernal – is never more than dry melodrama

In the psychological thrillerĀ Holland, Mimi Cave’s follow-up to her ā€œthe modern dating scene is cannibalismā€ horror filmĀ Fresh, a father (Matthew Macfadyen’s Fred) tests his son on what’s to be done when you don’t feel like making the bed. It’s simple, really – throw a duvet over the mess, smooth it out, and delude yourself into thinking that’s a job well done.

Unfortunately forĀ Holland, this is one of those instances in which a film has provided the bullet for its own execution. There is, in fact, no better way to describe what’s happened here. Andrew Sodorski’s script, which has bounced around Hollywood for a decade, has come out a half-baked mess. Cave’s role is to toss a layer of visual irony over it all and hope no one notices.Ā Holland, with its floral wallpapers and porcelain figurines, and scenes that consistently end with a flare of violins, gestures aggressively towards kitsch. But Sodorski’s story is plain, dry melodrama. There’s not a lick of the camp, the satirical, or the demented in sight.

Nicole Kidman,Ā operating in a mode of dewy-eyed, soon-to-be ruffled glamour, stars as frustrated midwestern housewife Nancy Vandergroot. In her opening monologue, she talks about her perfect life in Holland, Michigan, a Dutch-flavoured suburban postcard of windmills, model train sets, and litter-free streets, only to ponder, ā€œsometimes I still wonder, is it even real?ā€ Presumably not. She starts to suspect Fred, her optometrist husband always away at conferences, has been unfaithful. It’s plausible. Macfadyen plays him like he’s made out of moulded plastic.

But Cave has directed everyone here to indulge in the uncanny. And so, Nancy cackles and slaps the table while watching a rented VHS copy ofĀ Mrs Doubtfire. This is a period piece – Rachel Sennott’s cameo as a flannel-swaddled, hair-clipped babysitter immediately sets us in the early 2000s – yet it’s hard to believe anyone, at any point, was ever so taken aback by the realisation Mrs. Doubtfire was Robin Williams in drag.

There are surrealist dream sequences, too, of mannequins and model houses. At one point, Nancy robotically spreads ketchup over an uncooked meatloaf, only to snap and suddenly pummel the squelching lump of meat all over the table. She looks down at her hands. They’re covered in the red sauce. Oh, Cave eagerly prods at your shoulder, doesn’t that look a bit like blood? Nancy is abetted in her suspicions by a fellow teacher, Dave Delgado (Gael GarcĆ­a Bernal), a loved-up narrative prop who fights off racist attackers purely, it seems, so Nancy can afterwards coo, ā€œyou were so manly!ā€

Dewy-eyed, soon-to-be ruffled glamour: Nicole Kidman in ā€˜Holland’
Dewy-eyed, soon-to-be ruffled glamour: Nicole Kidman in ā€˜Holland’ (Prime)

Nancy and Dave are clearly crazy about each other. Could her assertions about her husband’s supposed infidelity really be a projection of her own adulterous desires? The film underlines an already underlined point by intercutting a scene of unsatisfying marital sex with the cacophonous racket of Dutch clogs.Ā HollandĀ is one of those films that winds you in, that delivers suggestion after suggestion, tease after tease, only for its eventual reveal to satisfy none of its own questions. The duvet’s been pulled back. And, it turns out, there’s nothing there but a bare mattress.

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