Grand Theft Auto VI is, according to Rockstar Games, still on track to launch this year.

I’ll admit, it doesn’t exactly feel as if that’s the case though does it?

We’ve seen nothing since the original reveal trailer dropped back in December of 2023.

I can’t quite work out why that is. Sure, Rockstar doesn’t exactly need to overly market GTA VI; fans are going to buy it regardless en masse.

But it’s odd that we’ve gone so long without anything in the way of gameplay – heck, even a couple of screenshots would’ve been nice.

We’re certainly not at the stage where we’ve heard anything about pricing or pre-orders.

As you can imagine, fans are itching for news and with Rockstar withholding information, they’ve taken to studying the leaks of yesteryear.

And those leaks have confirmed our suspicion that we’ll be playing this game for a very, very long time.

There’s a reason we still talk about Red Dead Redemption 2 to this day; it’s open world is so exquisitely packed with detail.

And it sounds as if GTA VI’s is set to be much the same.

A list of the events mentioned in the major 2022 leak was shared to Reddit by user luciohansel.

Of course, I have to urge you to take this information with a pinch of salt, but the list stated that the game would include the following: “Abandoned hovercraft, backyard wrestling ring, bait & tackle shop, basketball court, big cat mansion, Bonnie & Clyde mystery, cars strip mall, dairy farm, drug house drug deal, drug lab, DUI test, easy score, fishing, island camp, kidnapping victim, lean sizzurp lab, music video, museum, salon patron, satanist house, Scarface crime scene, self injury, sniper nest, sniper victim apartment, swamp safari crazy golf, UFO animal house, voice in a storm drain, warehouse sex robots, warehouse torture, workout challenge, [and] yard sale”.

Phew. That’s a long list.

And it all sounds very GTA VI, light-hearted frivolity mixed with abhorrent crime.

I have a feeling a ton of players will surpass the 100-plus hours played mark.

“Imagine drunk driving and then getting pulled over to get a DUI test,” WeeklySavings remarked.

“I can’t wait for this game,” added cristianperlado.

“Aww man, the hidden mysteries this game’s gonna have will be insane,” commented Beautiful_Drag_4347.

Let’s simply hope that we get that coveted release date soon.