rings of power better known as toilet
water has filled the bowl again my
friends episode four and five have
dropped since last we spoke and the hate
fiction rewrite of The Lord of the Rings
carries on watching this show is like
watching a pile of [ __ ] cook in the Sun
and five episodes deep it’s mirroring
season 1 trying to stake its claim as
worst show of the
Year this empty husk of a television
show is simply a [ __ ] rewrite of tol
keen’s work with characters swapped out
for versions ordered from temu who
follow the same essential plot threads
from The Lord of the Rings with its only
hope of relevance coming from The
Nostalgia gasms that hopes you have need
a hobbit well they don’t have the rights
to that so how about a harfoot need a
Gandalf how about a guy they call in
episode 4 I [ __ ] you not a Grand Elf
need a story well the hobbits were
friends with Gandalf so why not pair the
harf foots with Grand Elf need dialogue
why not gargle some marbles and have an
autist recall a froto line from memory
it’s a matter of smart ass you don’t
know any [ __ ] Shakespeare so to put
it bluntly it thinks of its audience as
gullible morons but surely to the chrin
of Amazon fans are shunning the show and
unlike us MCU fans who’ve dealt with
similar bastardization of our beloved IP
or Star Wars fans who seem to have it
even worse Lord of the Rings fans have
soundly rejected this dookie Buster and
aren’t letting it affect their love of
the franchise rings of power doesn’t
matter it’s not Cannon and it doesn’t
get watched no matter what lies Amazon
tells when it comes to viewership in my
mind does Amazon love shifting numbers
whatever tactic it takes to make a show
feel like a success is the prog ative of
its PR department so are viewer numbers
down absolutely that’s why they’ll tell
you how many minutes are watched because
it’s a bigger number than a viewership
total after Amazon Bull Cucka their way
through numbers for season 1 neelon
ratings came in and curb stomped their
numbers into the ground with a dose of
reality the show Lost 2third of its
Audience by season’s end [ __ ] ouch or
perhaps they’ll stretch out their
numbers over a 4-day span instead of
three for example the time they actually
did this just last week samb TV ratings
reported that 1.8 million households
tuned in episode 1 of season 1 over its
first 3 days while Amazon reported the
first 4 days for episode 1 of season 2
because it only reached
92,000 people that’s half its audience
season over season gone no matter how
you look at it this show is an
unmitigated disaster for Amazon in
nearly every conceivable way and the
copium is strong with this one and like
an RKO out of nowhere Amazon’s now
suggesting 40 million people have
watched the first three episodes of
season 2 so far St the
out so they use the Zack Snyder method
instead of using households they’re
using the assumption that a multi-person
house all sit down and watch it together
shees if you assume 40 million and
multiply it by the average ticket price
rings of power is on its way to being
more popular than Barbie right Zach shut
the [ __ ] up it’s all [ __ ] PR to make
the utterly failing television show they
paid a billion dollars for not look like
it’s the utter failure it clearly is it
makes JD Payne’s comments directly to
YouTubers look more like the copium it
is he was quoted in The Hollywood
Reporter saying and those who watch
every episode and negatively write about
it and make YouTube videos we’re happy
to have you guys too it wouldn’t be a
journey through Middle Earth without
some trolls along the
way big words in defense of a show on
par with the Acolyte and shehulk and
reception and ratings the countless
comments of I’d rather watch a review of
the show because it’s more entertaining
than the show itself shower YouTube
videos across the platform so you’re
welcome Mr Payne this is after they
called everyone who criticized the show
patently evil by the way so I reiterate
to him what I said the first time what a
[ __ ] now let’s break down the next
couple episodes of this piece of [ __ ]
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nightmare episode
4 a sh here we go again oh hey another
recap yes yes must we go to war again
they thought I’d need a reminder they
turned Orcs into [ __ ] victims I guess
yeah back to this you won’t find a
bigger meta signal this side of the
fortnite movie trailer for modern
audience capture he meant to say
Minecraft but he’s cranky right now how
do we make pure evil out to be a
misunderstood innocent Orcs were
literally created to serve they’re a
force of evil that fights to the last
man woman or child their [ __ ] hands
are rated E for everyone they don’t give
a [ __ ] having an orc fear war is
absolutely [ __ ] outrageous and spits
in the face of tolken and if you recall
the high elf king I mean he has to be to
make some of these decisions or [ __ ]
writing he thinks Kaka bmore is with
Sauron so his bright idea is to send
strong woman to track them down you know
the woman who fell for the dark lord and
is responsible for all this [ __ ]
happening and lied about it too good
call so here we are high King doesn’t
punish anyone ever for disobeying him
because strong woman and Lieutenant Dan
are leading an army to the land of
oregano to catch sore ass this show is
consistent as [ __ ] with characters who
are inconsistent [ __ ] we shall need
an Archer two swordsman I trust you can
recommend a set Oh you mean like uh
Aragorn barir and legalist
I leg trust me shut your [ __ ] mouth
shut the [ __ ] up you C I love that
strong woman scoffs at the idea she’s
untrustworthy as if a path of
Destruction isn’t [ __ ] blazing behind
her as she speaks how silly of elron to
suggest a lying Psy a who gets her
friends killed so she can do a cool
karate move isn’t trustworthy it’s [ __ ]
it is a table of [ __ ] hey remember that
scene in Two Towers when the fractured
Fellowship was running across the field
in a wide shot for a montage well here’s
a shittier version of something you love
awesome right a billion doll production
to cosplay is something that cost a
fraction of it very of the times the
stunning and brave group of diverse
elves stunningly and bravely come across
the broken bridge to which strong woman
declares no earthly Force could have
this this is the work of s yes no force
on Earth could break that bridge no cave
trolls could do it no explosives that
have been shown to exist and used on
them not giant [ __ ] Eagles if they
wanted to it must have been the guy
you’re looking for you absolute [ __ ]
[ __ ] I love that she’s wearing the ring
too they don’t really know what it’s
capable of or the PO set it has so it’s
best to take it into the potential heat
of battle instead of leaving it safely
in Rivendell I absolutely love to hate
this show instead of damaging the brand
and all it really does is strengthen the
actual Lord of the Rings books and
movies thanks bezo you ball [ __ ] they
spend minutes of runtime going back and
forth about where to go now that the
bridge is out thwarted by one [ __ ]
Bridge they don’t have a rope or
anything for these Warriors the same
kind of Warriors who gadriel let up the
side of a [ __ ] mountain in the first
episode of this series but [ __ ] this
bridge will be the end of you this
company will not take counsel from that
trinket if you cannot abide by those
terms you will leave now and return to
Lindon I should like to then why do you
not not because I do not wish to see any
of this company slay rewind replay like
the company you didn’t care was slain by
a cave troll right does anyone need more
examples of why this character
absolutely sucks ass I’m starting to
believe gadriel might be the most
insufferable horribly written character
on television please drop a comment with
someone worse if you don’t think so but
there’s more to come I’m coming I’m just
going to come as hard as I can and now
we return to more characters you
hate o um maybe I don’t like this actor
I’m good like his shitty faux television
counterparts he too is foiled by a
simple trick wind it sweeps away his
little map after he runs into Tom
Bombadil and he tries really hard to
break this branch and make a staff out
of it look at that acting ability WWE is
more believable do G willikers me old
man Willow who swallowed up a hobbit
well subversion activated it swallows up
not Gandalf I do do remember Sam and
Frodo the hobbits I mean the skinny
Hobbit and The pudgy Hobbit I mean sorry
the pudgy harfoot poppy because they
don’t have the rights and the skinny
harfoot Nory because they don’t have the
rights are being annoying turd bers
again the silly gagle of geese they are
they get scared and rolled down a hill
before running into the next diverse
cast member of the moment miramac who
seems to have a thing for pudding I bet
he’d like lizo quite a
bit you’re about to meet the goo there’s
four rules never look the GU in the eye
and never call her the GU got it Mar the
diversity hack brings the not Hobbits to
his Lost Boys Village from the movie
Hook ain’t no shot they actually put a
poor kid with Down syndrome in here for
the ESG fist bump oh my God leave this
poor kid alone for God’s sake now I’m
really mad then they meet maramax
someone this is the quintessential scene
that really showcases what they were
aiming for in season one’s propaganda I
mean advertisements
diversity you got your whites you got
your blacks you got your Asians you got
your Down
syndrome what the [ __ ] well at least
it’s reflective of the world we live in
right this fantasy European lore has
been modern westernized to [ __ ] so
reflecting reality as Amazon claims to
be doing you’d think half the people
would be obese since that’s actual
reality let that sink in that this is
neither the high fantasy it’s supposed
to be nor does it accurately project
anything resembling our modern world yes
it’s the same old Hollywood bubble
living fantasy we’ve come come to know
and despise we’re stews what were you
thinking bringing a ear nobody’s that
stupid you’re a stew n you’re this
guy Tyrus did you just fall nari informs
them that they wound up here trying to
help their giant friend who they
actually say like an elf bigger than
that oh so he’s a great big Grand
Elf [ __ ] Jesus I want to die
elsewhere the not nasgul is talking to
not Saruman about not Gandalf and the
not Hobbits they’ve been tracking God
damn the show let’s get back to Grand
Elf himself shall we no biggy here just
not Bombadil watching him take a
bath I I thought I heard a woman singing
no grandov I’m just a soprano this is
reminding me of the third episode of The
Last of
Us gay what are you don’t you know my
name yeah that’s the only answer what
what the [ __ ] does that even mean no
[ __ ] that’s the only answer so say it
grandal asks bomb a [ __ ] if he’ll teach
him how to use his powers and gets
specific asking to wield the staff and
he gets the Harry Potter treatment
you’re a wizard not gandal you don’t
choose the staff the staff chooses you
Tom badil tells Grand Elf that he’s
meant to face Sauron and the evil wizard
who’s definitely Saruman at some point
at some time he picks up on it real
quick too great Deeds are left to the
hands they were placed in you mean my
hands this [ __ ] genius look looking
at a blue sky and calling it blue the
diie group of Misfit minorities are
forced into the Barrow Downs by the plot
a place where Kings were laid to rest
characters keep repeating things that
another character says as to extend the
runtime I thought I heard Hur what did
you hear in a nice throwback to 70s and
‘ 80s horror the black guy gets killed
first and gadriel announces that these
are barow whites which means she must
have run into them before which means
she must know how to fight them probably
they’re impervious to our weapons no
it’s uh it’s actually elron who knows
how even though he doesn’t seem to know
what they were according to law only the
blades with which they were buried will
return such creatures to rest so gadriel
knows what they are but doesn’t know how
to fight them and elron doesn’t know
what they are but knows the lore on how
to kill them okay okay I love how
gadriel casually turns her back on a
fidgeting fisting bunch of ghosts like a
[ __ ] artard and is shocked when they
snatch her right up off her feet
elsewhere aelor is looking for blackulas
as not kid in a scene that’s reminiscent
of the ability Hollywood used to have
lighting nighttime scenes it’s
excruciating trying to watch this show
it’s Overexposed during daytime and you
can’t see a [ __ ] thing at night it’s
a television show if it’s night it
doesn’t need to be pitch black clearly
this isn’t reality it’s not even
fanfiction it’s [ __ ] hate fiction so
we don’t need night to actually be
completely dark to the point the
audience can’t tell what’s going on look
at how the Torches light the scene wow
almost like it’s both common sense and
clever if only you could say that for
all 40 planned episodes of this piece of
[ __ ] yeah 40 [ __ ] episodes Don Lemon
lless finds a dismembered corpse and
when he tells everyone what he found
This Woman’s just standing there making
derp faces like this yeah Sor gets
diarrhea shot into his face and she’s
like looks like they’re going north to
look for blackula not child thanks to
terrible actress’s advice terrible
actress wipes the Kaka from aild door’s
brow and gives him a big toothy grin
flirt Don Lemon lless calls out horrible
actress’s branding she gave herself and
she’s like blackula identifies her as a
wild man having duped a Sor with that
toothy Captain Kirk delivery it seems
she’s like I’m a wild woman and girls
gone Wild’s blackulas off of her as
they’re heading north still taking her
advice apparently bad guy gave you
advice totally not trying to lead you
into a trap you guys better keep going
after you discovered she’s a villain
this show can’t imply a single thing so
Ailor has to describe exactly how he was
duped because the showrunners think that
little of the audience she asks would
you rather I died in Mordor to which
he’d have every right to say yeah
actually you little treacherous piece of
[ __ ] it would be totally appropriate to
pull a Cody rhods on her I hope you
[ __ ] die but he simply says let me
think and this lying turd has the
audacity to be appalled by his answer
along with the seal clap counter we
should count how many times it’s
relevant to say this these characters
absolutely suck and are written like
[ __ ] as they keep on moseying
treacherous wench says that she could
walk better if her hands weren’t cuffed
solid argument dumbass the Cuffs also
provide about 2 ft of slack so I’m sure
they’re doing a really good job once
again a Sor gets caught in a sticky
situation G I wonder if this character
who plays an integral part of The Lord
of the Rings is going to die here the
tension is palpable blackula and ail
don’t get sucked down the earthy toilet
and the Harlot decides to try and save
them instead of running free pulling the
monster up with a stick Yahoo we now
return to more characters you don’t care
about than not Hobbits what have they
been up to well they’re tied up with
their new diverse friend telling the
stew Mama that hey it’s totally okay
you’re going to leave us to die that’s
exactly what harf foots do to people
they find useless they mentioned sadak
Burrows a name that triggers Stewart
Mama to untie Nori and show her this yes
that’s the Shire but they can’t call it
the Shire so it’s not the Shire it’s the
suat [ __ ] rings of power simultaneously
longs to be a part of the bigger World
while telling you this isn’t original
tale That tolken Couldn’t Write or maybe
he didn’t write it because he didn’t
write [ __ ] so basically the Shire is now
Jerusalem for not Hobbits it’s like a
tall tale Sanctuary for them to seek
their safe space a holy experience of
being able to burrow into the ground
wherever they want that’s what Nori and
her people were doing and she didn’t
know it Moses sing through the lands
trying to find their sacred one the [ __ ]
didn’t tolken hate this kind of [ __ ]
Nori is simultaneously shocked at the
news about the Shire I refuse to call it
the Suza because I’m not under
contractual obligation to be cringe
she’s shocked at this news while also
apparently having knowledge of it she’s
like oh the sh wow that’s so crazy that
explains a lot and then a moment later
talks like she was aware of it the whole
time yeah we never found the Shire how
unfortunate so we just kept
wondering however the [ __ ] she’d be
saying that much like elron having no
clue about the barow whites while
simultaneously knowing the lore the
writers make sure each character isn’t
internally contradicting disaster the
not nazou decide to drop into the home
of the lost boys and Mama stew walks up
to GRE them and the not ghoul is like
it’s and backhand her ass into the dirt
then he [ __ ] extends his hand to help
her up and is shocked that she doesn’t
want to take it what the [ __ ] all right
we need a seal clap counter a this is
written like [ __ ] counter and a what the
[ __ ] counter one of them asks do you
know why we wear these masks and then
basically goes well you’ll find
out talk about intimidating well-written
dialogue the show is ass back to elrond
and strong woman the show basically
tells you exactly what’s going to happen
right before it does from this point on
it’s not foreshadowing no it’s more
direct dialogue because the writers
still think we’re morons I know you
believe this ring is deceiving me but I
believe it is guiding me Kell bmb’s life
would be in my hands and I promise you
there will be more
painful sacrifices you will put opposing
Sauron above all other considerations
even my life life awesome so the
obviously misguided strong woman is
going to be responsible for ccka bribor
death because elron will save her
instead and take the brunt of the
responsibility got it let’s see if it
plays out that way shall we who thinks
this is clever writing who drop in my
comment section I I need to know good
faith argument please I genuinely want
to know if anyone watching this video
thinks this show is Well written back to
his Sor he finds treacherous wench
asking for her handcuffs to be removed
and as soon as he does she steals his
sword blackula pops up to stop her but
they’re all interrupted when an antt
swings his member and cleans her [ __ ]
clock he smashes her right into a
[ __ ] rock and this [ __ ] had me
howling not what the show had intended
for but godamn was it the
unintentionally best part of the series
so far small correction for the Nerds
out there this is actually an ant wife I
just had to leave this part in because
it’s funny and I like it the ants are
pissed about Orcs coming into the forest
and chopping down trees you remember
that from Lord of the Rings right seal
clap I’ll reiterate what I said at
beginning of the video the show is 100%
a fanfiction rewrite of The Lord of the
Rings with characters replaced with
versions from temu in an attempt to give
you Nostalgia dopamine hits the ants are
the ones who had blackula not child and
he was in their wooden prison and after
he convinces them of some [ __ ] that
they’ll be protecting the forest they
won’t be protecting the forest they set
his not kid free a Sor stoked to see the
Wench who will turn him into a beta is
alive but not when he sees her
boyfriend dude this one sucks let her go
so not kid’s decision to join Adar was a
one-off decision and it’s over now
because he thanks Don Lemon lless for
saving him great glad we wasted an
entire episode for that back to the
status quo then elron and diie crew run
across adar’s Orcs who fire a shot at
one of their horses looking for food and
Miss but strike this poor bastard
instead [ __ ] the ring removes the arrow
from his gut and they’re treating this
like it’s the one ring even with the
music queue
strong woman tells elron to take the
ring and she runs out to confront all
the Orcs by herself because obviously
all these armed Warrior elves and
gadriel goes out to kill all the Orcs
got to make her look like a strong women
after all alron says the obvious she
didn’t do it to save us she did it to
save the ring strong woman is stopped by
Adar just as the episode hits the 1H
hour mark to make sure it maintains its
epic nature and thankfully it [ __ ]
ends but we don’t we still have more to
discuss episode
5 of course there’s a recap recap recap
Because unless you’re following along
with my video series you won’t remember
[ __ ] from Simply watching this snooze
best of a show remember that Kaka bmbo
and Sor ass started the Lord of the
Rings narrative and convinced ginger
dwarf and pre- internet bullied lizo to
give them me thrill to make the Rings
also remember I write this [ __ ] on the
fly when it’s a ranting video nope no
editing or recap for myself nope none of
that in exchange for that they
themselves will get some rangs M what a
beautiful shot of sausage fingers
Excellent Choice by the director King
Duren scoffs at his ginger dwarf son
while the ring tells him where to dig
and when Ginger protests he’s like shut
up shut the [ __ ] it’s supposed to come
off like the Rings making him do this
but I’m pretty sure he’s always been
this kind of dad oh and a tangent if you
pause a show when watching Amazon Prime
the actor’s info pops up and this is
this poor guy’s head shot
after hours of digging he busts through
and light pours in then stupidly turns
around and says when I tell you to dig
you do so bro shut the [ __ ] up you’re
the king you stood there and dug that
out because you’re a stubborn Ard you
could have made anyone including your
ginger kid do it with one more request
next the acting and dialogue are
simultaneously god tier check this out
we bring the sun to us at last it is
Daybreak once more in our Mountain as a
gift the doors of Duren are given to
cucky boy oh remember the door remember
seal clap time [ __ ] let’s go
you remember the password situation in
Fellowship right right Sor ass is upset
that his beta didn’t keep his speech
short and shuns him for it and Cal
cowers like a little [ __ ] I encouraged
you to keep it
short he says like a [ __ ] I don’t
remember you saying that because you
don’t always listen back into the box
[ __ ] until further notice Cal finally
pushes back against his beta ways having
reservations about giving rings to
men wait
what anyway so Sor ass throws a fit and
decides he’ll go John Wick he’ll do it
alone elsewhere at some point in numor
because this show doesn’t have any sense
of how time works ferzon the guy who was
openly discussing killing the queen in
public is talking about it openly a
little more he’s talking all cryptic
about his desire for power and his son
Seaman keeman whatever he questions his
father’s thirst for it so fison annoyed
that he’s being questioned he says and I
[ __ ] you not he says you know when you
were a kid your mother prophesies you’d
die in a horrific
accident this [ __ ] show he says it
with this face too he tells his son he
better not fail at his task whatever the
[ __ ] that vague [ __ ] means or else so
he’s the denior of this series basically
got it yet another character you
remember kind of slotted in with the
temu version understood show understood
Our Queen oh God these damn Dutch angles
not every battle must be fought to be
one that’s an actual line of dialogue
that made it through multiple rounds of
editing and everyone was like [ __ ] yeah
Regent apparently hands the Reigns over
to alendal son of goober cuz she’s you
know [ __ ] blind apparently This
Woman’s brother is dead and she has
stripped queen regent of her power you
know there are so many [ __ ]
characters in the show that are all
equal amounts boring and annoying that I
completely forgot about her story I’m
curious how many people watching are oh
wait uh no one’s watching back in
cuckboy BDSM chamber he watches in
horror as Sor ass starts work on the
nine rings for men while we have to
listen to horribly sound mixed narration
of his letter to the high King lying his
ass off back in the caves dies is a
crystals girl God damn it and buys a
crystal ball thing for her daughter
stripping ginger dwarf of his
hard-earned cash like a housewife sure
as [ __ ] it gets knocked out of her hands
because she’s a clumsy one you see and
it rolls down a path she’s apparently
never seen wait so in this densely
populated area of the caves where she
lives she’s never seen this area before
ever how convenient to find the ball she
screams like a banshee Middle Earth is
changing its limbs are stretching its
bones creaking the [ __ ] it’s balls
creaking King Duren decides to hand out
all the Rings to the dwarf Realms before
being confronted by Ginger about the
great ancient evil lurking below kazak
Doom the bog obviously cuz you remember
the Bell Rock remember Duren tells
Ginger that there is no danger as he
clutches the ring it’s amazing how
quickly these things start to be a
problem at what point did they have time
to be seducing anyone with their power
people were suspicious immediately but
this show doesn’t imply [ __ ] it
explicitly shows everything because the
idiotic writers think the audience is
stupid and not them back to sore ass a
bunch of items in the Boiler Room start
getting thrown around like Kevin Bacon’s
arrived as the Invisible Man an anvil
gets dropped Looney Tune style and
someone literally gets attacked with a
[ __ ] Hammer this [ __ ] show before
cuckboy Michael J foxes his way to the
source apparently all the Rings have the
same kind of power as the one ring so
you get that sweet sweet Nostalgia gasm
Mna the blonde baddy who put the ring on
and tried to kill everyone by pulling a
Wy coyote isn’t questioned or talked to
about hey you just tried to [ __ ] kill
everyone she’s all confused after the
Rings completely messed her up I took
the drugs and the drugs are working and
the drugs are working Ginger shows up to
talk to cuckboy about his dad the king
growing colder quicker to anger and he
refuses to share the other Rings again
the subtlety is not necessary don’t
worry guys this show will describe
everything to you sauron’s rising up
blonde baddy who he Likens to why
gadriel of course and he flicks her
[ __ ] hair the guy goes from
sophisticated British accent to Riz in 2
seconds told you not to call me here I’m
in the middle of doing this little thing
thing meanwhile alendal is partaking in
a ceremony when this soy boy far or wnab
busts in yes he really is the modern
audience version of a white guy latte in
hand and all this Shrine is condemned by
order of the king he smashes a little
trinket and old man wanted to finish the
ceremony with and finally someone with
some balls throws a [ __ ] punch and
white boy wants to throw one back and
sure does try vendal attacks soy boy for
being a dick rightfully so and the most
timid fight in a TV show ever breaks out
that’s a knockout point Thank You Paul
vendil has vente latte dead to rights
but he’s ordered to put the sword down
guaranteeing he’s about to die and uh
yeah he gets stabbed dead just like I
thought how sad another character you
forgot about who has zero development 13
episodes deep is dead what am I going to
do now back to Sor ass and cuck who’s
gas lit by Sauron that it’s his fault
the dwarf rings are full of malice
because he introduced deception when he
lied to his King this schoolyard
gaslighting mentality works on the
mentally weak Kell bmore because the
plot needs it to or because a character
is only as smart as the writer [ __ ] boy
decides to go along with sauron’s
[ __ ] and helps them finish the Rings
because the nine rings are going to
redeem the seven by drawing power from
the three all right so the strength of
men will redeem them all gut it cuz I
saw Return of the King I remember Elon
or the 8,000th character in the show
arrives for his 5-second cameo in the
episode to warn the high King about the
Orcs heading to oregano Well turns out
sauron’s got a two Tower situation you
remember the two towers right h also
remember the two towers and strong woman
gadriel makes her brief appearance when
she’s offered momentary allyship with
Adar for their common foe Sor ass
himself that’s it for this week’s
edition of contenders for worst show of
the year I’m one of the few people who
will be finishing the show because I
feel like it’s my duty to do it for you
it’s my personal goal to make a far more
entertaining video about the show than
you’ll ever get from actually watching
the real thing so let’s keep this train
a [ __ ] chugging see you for episode 6
GG’s that’s knockout point Thank You
Paul thank you Paul
