what’s up space pirates this is your

captain The Dread pirate doct disaster

and you know it’s wild to think that

Sony could release a

$700 PS5 with no disc drive and still be

only the second biggest loser of the

week in the gaming industry but Ubisoft

seems bound and determined to take that

title and become Kings of the

losers okay okay

okay yes yes yes Star Wars Outlaws has

destroyed Ubisoft stock value so

completely that you would think that KES

was a robot sent from the future to do

exactly that Ubisoft stock price has

been dropping daily by ridiculous

amounts and yesterday as an example they

plummeted another 10 points with that in

mind you’d think that Ubisoft would be

pretty damn careful with the message

discipline right about now you’d think

they would want to avoid controversy at

all costs considering that they have

lost damn near half the company’s total

value since July holy however this

Ubisoft mentorship program that

explicitly excludes men was just

discovered yesterday they made a point

of telling Gamers that they would ensure

that games that they paid for would have

offline modes available reversing course

on their stance that we need to be

comfortable not owning their games but

this Mentor program crap shows that

Ubisoft really doesn’t give a rat’s ass

about anything beyond their ridiculous

commitment to Dei they want to

trick us into supporting them again but

Gamers aren’t fooled by these jackasses

any longer which is why their stock

keeps plummeting be a good little fella

now and open the door

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all the cards out on the table for

Ubisoft here somehow this company has

lost damn near half its market value

since July 17th now what is so

significant about that date you might be

wondering well that was the day of the

shareholder meeting where investors

grilled the CEO of the company about the

poor reception to the Star Wars Outlaws

footage that had been circulating the

internet Gamers were grilling it saying

it was sloppy looking and buggy looking

and just plain bad but the CEO did

nothing to make them feel better he simp

said that new footage would show that

the game was great and he insisted that

the game had gone gold meaning they were

done working on it naturally the stock

price dipped because wise investors

could see the writing on the wall fast

forward to now and for the past week and

a half ever since the launch weekend of

Star Wars Outlaws and the news that

sales were disappointing for the game

the company has been hemorrhaging

investor support remember I have been

talking about this for months now I have

been saying that this company

desperately needed a win with these

games with Star Wars Outlaws and

Assassin’s Creed Shadows they needed

wins with these or else the was

going to hit the fan now I don’t mean to

toot my own horn but I’m going to take a

Victory lap here I Told You So sounds so

good coming out of my own mouth I knew

that Ubisoft would be in deep trouble if

this game flopped and I knew knew it

would flop as soon as I set my eyes on

this homely female knockoff of Han Solo

but check out this statistic as of the

time of this recording which is prior to

the Stock Market opening again for the

day ubisoft’s value is roughly

53% of what it was back on July 17th

after yesterday’s 10% drop the market

cap for the company is currently 1.54

billion e if you do the math that means

that back in July they peaked at € 2.87

billion EUR meaning that Star Wars

billion e in investment dollars that is

catastrophic at a level even beyond what

I expected and now we have this crap

right here this develop at Ubisoft

program where they insist on pushing

only women forward in their company they

refuse to acknowledge that it’s exactly

this attitude here that is costing them

dearly this focus on immutable

characteristics is crushing them both

within the company and within their

games people don’t like this stuff but I

don’t need to tell you why this is

rotten let’s allow them to tell you

themselves their page here says with

more people playing video games than

ever before it is important for us to

help build an inclusive entertainment

industry that reflects the diversity of

our players blah blah blah let’s skip

down to the header there where it talks

about eligibility criteria it says to be

eligible you must identify as a woman or

a non-binary individual and really the

rest of the qualifications don’t matter

the important point is that this company

is bound and damn determined to fit that

square peg into the round hole they are

bound and determined to only do things

that would suit the modern audience they

are bound and determined to try to push

women into video games despite the fact

that now I know there are plenty of

talented ladies out there who likely do

killer work in the industry and I don’t

mean to disparage them but we have to

acknowledge this reality the vast vast

majority of Gamers and people interested

in making games are men sure there are

outliers but most of the gamers out

there are dudes and when you cut off the

vast majority of potential applicants

from being able to advance in a company

well let’s just say that isn’t good for

the company as evidenced by the dog

products that these people have put out

recently ostensibly they mean well but

I’m at the point where I no longer

believe that the powers that be in these

corporations are anything but despicable

self-interested rats and it’s glorious

to watch them get their comeuppence now

this news of the sexist Mentor program

didn’t surface until a bit later in the

day yesterday so it’s hard to imagine

that it caused any of the stock droppage

yesterday it’ll be interesting to see

what happens to the stock prices today

but I’m going to leave it there drop

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